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La Radio Erevan, un ascultator amarat din Romania intreaba:
- De ce trebuie sa strangem cureaua in perioada asta de criza ...?
Radio Erevan raspunde:
- De gat.
10x to petro
- De ce trebuie sa strangem cureaua in perioada asta de criza ...?
Radio Erevan raspunde:
- De gat.
10x to petro
21 decembrie 2008
20 decembrie 2008
Are acu` si sexy braileanca cu cine se incurca
Doamne fereste! Faceti o Cruce mare poate ne ajuta Dumnezeu......
18 decembrie 2008
Idei de cadouri pentru Craciun
C` Day is coming and it’s time to express your feelings for your girlfriend and what’s a better way to show your love than an USB Vibrator! This Super Professional Passion Set has 10 unique preset pulse/vibrate rhythms and it includes 5 interchangable latex probes to give an ultimate deep and penetrating orgasm.
Tort pentru Adolf Hitler
Doi americani s-au infuriat cand au auzit ca o cofetarie din New Jersey a refuzat sa scrie pe tort numele copilului lor, Adolf Hitler, relateaza "The Times".
Angajatii cofetariei ShopRite au refuzat cererea lui Heath si Deborah Campbell de a scrie pe un tort "La Multi Ani, Adolf Hitler!", considerand acest lucru neadecvat. Adolf Hitler Campbell a implinit trei ani si si-a sarbatorit ziua alaturi de surorile sale mai mici, Honszlynn Himler Jeannie si Joyce Lynn Aryan Nation Campbell.
Citeste articolul "Tort pentru Adolf Hitler" integral in Ziua
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Angajatii cofetariei ShopRite au refuzat cererea lui Heath si Deborah Campbell de a scrie pe un tort "La Multi Ani, Adolf Hitler!", considerand acest lucru neadecvat. Adolf Hitler Campbell a implinit trei ani si si-a sarbatorit ziua alaturi de surorile sale mai mici, Honszlynn Himler Jeannie si Joyce Lynn Aryan Nation Campbell.
Citeste articolul "Tort pentru Adolf Hitler" integral in Ziua
10x to kudo
Avem cunoscutele din poza.... sa se calculeze la ce departare era barul...
Variante:
1. <10m
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3. 20m
Intrebari si raspunsuri
Cine e nevasta lui Mos Craciun?
Merry Christmas!
De ce e Mos Craciun mereu fericit?
Pentru ca stie unde stau fetitele rele...
Ce e rosu si vine regulat?
Mos Craciun.
10x to chris
Merry Christmas!
De ce e Mos Craciun mereu fericit?
Pentru ca stie unde stau fetitele rele...
Ce e rosu si vine regulat?
Mos Craciun.
10x to chris
Mi-am jurat ca nu voi pune manele pe site, dar asta e prea de tot...
Probabil nu au gasit o femeie cu voce si l-au pus pe Andreea Bocelli asta...
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Boss, to 4 of his employees: "I'm really sorry, but I'm going to have to let one of you go." Black Employee: "I'm a protected minority." Female Employee: "And I'm a woman." Oldest Employee: "Fire me, buster, and I'll hit you with an age discrimination suit so fast it'll make your head spin." ...To which they all turn to look at the helpless young, white, male employee, who thinks a moment, then responds: "I think I might be gay..."
10x to kudo
10x to kudo
10 decembrie 2008
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Isărescu la frizer. Tzâc, tzâc,tzâc! Frizeru: Domnu Guvernator, cum mai merge economia? Isărescu : mm, bine… Tzâc, tzâc,tzâc! După câteva minute Frizeru: Domnu Guvernator, cum mai merge economia? Isărescu : mm, bine… Tzâc, tzâc,tzâc! După câteva minute.. Frizeru: Domnu' Guvernator… Isărescu: Auzi, da ce mă tot intrebi? Frizeru: Păi când vă întreb vi se ridică părul şi il tai mai bine!!!
10x to adrian
10x to adrian
9 decembrie 2008
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I Owe My Mother
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
“If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning.”
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
“You better pray that will come out of the carpet.”
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
“If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of
next week!”
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
” Because I said so, that’s why.”
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC .
“If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you’re not going to
the store with me.”
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
“Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.”
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
“Keep crying, and I’ll give you something to cry about.”
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS .
“Shut your mouth and eat your supper.”
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
“Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!”
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
“You’ll sit there until all that spinach is gone.”
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER .
“This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.”
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
“If I told you once, I’ve told you a million times. Don’t exaggerate!”
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
“I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.”
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION.
“Stop acting like your father!”
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
“There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t
have wonderful parents like you do.”
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
“Just wait until we get home.”
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
“You are going to get it when you get home!”
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
“If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that
way.”
19. My mother taught me ESP.
“Put your sweater on; don’t you think I know when you are cold?”
20. My mother taught me HUMOUR.
“When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.”
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
“If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.”
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
“You’re just like your father.”
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
“Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?”
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
“When you get to be my age, you’ll understand. ”
And my favourite:
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
“One day you’ll have kids; I hope they turn out just like you.
“If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning.”
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
“You better pray that will come out of the carpet.”
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
“If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of
next week!”
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
” Because I said so, that’s why.”
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC .
“If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you’re not going to
the store with me.”
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
“Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.”
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
“Keep crying, and I’ll give you something to cry about.”
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS .
“Shut your mouth and eat your supper.”
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
“Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!”
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
“You’ll sit there until all that spinach is gone.”
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER .
“This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.”
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
“If I told you once, I’ve told you a million times. Don’t exaggerate!”
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
“I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.”
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION.
“Stop acting like your father!”
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
“There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t
have wonderful parents like you do.”
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
“Just wait until we get home.”
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
“You are going to get it when you get home!”
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
“If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that
way.”
19. My mother taught me ESP.
“Put your sweater on; don’t you think I know when you are cold?”
20. My mother taught me HUMOUR.
“When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.”
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
“If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.”
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
“You’re just like your father.”
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
“Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?”
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
“When you get to be my age, you’ll understand. ”
And my favourite:
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
“One day you’ll have kids; I hope they turn out just like you.
5 decembrie 2008
Banc
Recent a fost efectuat un sondaj de opinie in Italia, in care intrebarea era:
"Credeti ca sunt prea multi tigani in tara ?"
Rezultatele au fost dupa cum urmeaza:
20% dintre respondenti au spus "Si"
10% dintre respondenti au spus "No"
70% dintre respondenti au spus: "E, pe dracu"
10x to kudo
"Credeti ca sunt prea multi tigani in tara ?"
Rezultatele au fost dupa cum urmeaza:
20% dintre respondenti au spus "Si"
10% dintre respondenti au spus "No"
70% dintre respondenti au spus: "E, pe dracu"
10x to kudo
Banc
Un copil ii scrie o scrisoare lui Mos Craciun: "Dlaga Mosule, te log mult sa-mi aduci un tlenulet electlic, o masinuta si o ciocolata" . Se duce copilul la posta si duce scrisoarea. Postaritele deschid scrisoarea, o citesc si li se face mila de copil. Hotarasc ele sa puna mana de la mana si sa-i cumpere copilului darurile. Strang ele banii cumpara trenuletul, cumpara masinuta, dar de ciocolata nu le mai ajung banii. Trimit cadoul copilului. La cateva zile de la Craciun copilul duce la posta o alta scrisoare cu multumirile pt Mos Carciun: " Dlaga Mosule, iti multumesc pentlu cadouli, tlenuletul este magnific, masinuta este supel. Eu sunt convins ca mi-ai tlimis si ciocolata, da cled ca proastele alea de la posta au mancat-o.
10x to chris
10x to chris
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