30 noiembrie 2008
29 noiembrie 2008
28 noiembrie 2008
27 noiembrie 2008
Banc
Blondă la cină cu soţul: "Auzi iubitule, mi-a spus un coleg azi la serviciu un banc cu blonde... am râs de era să cad din pat...
10x to ramona
10x to ramona
Free Hugs
Prima Campanie 'imbratisari gratis'[free hugs] a fost initiata de un domn din australia,exact in fatza Mal Center-ului Sydney pe data de 01.11.2006 si s-a continuat in toate tariile.
Aceasta campania a fost facuta cu tema 'Pacea in Lume'.
26 noiembrie 2008
Bathroom Fun
1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
5. Drop a marble and say, "oh shoot!! My glass eye!!"
6. Say "Darn, this water is cold."
7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place six to eight feet. Sigh relaxingly.
8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"
9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"
11. Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters.
12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop it under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"
13. Say. "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!"
14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"
15. Say, "Darn, I Knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"
16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free"
20. When you're in a bathroom stall take a Snickers candy bar with you and when someone is next to you, squish it in your hand and reach under the stall wall and say "You got any more toilet paper over there, This side's completely out."
2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
5. Drop a marble and say, "oh shoot!! My glass eye!!"
6. Say "Darn, this water is cold."
7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place six to eight feet. Sigh relaxingly.
8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"
9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"
11. Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters.
12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop it under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"
13. Say. "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!"
14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"
15. Say, "Darn, I Knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"
16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free"
20. When you're in a bathroom stall take a Snickers candy bar with you and when someone is next to you, squish it in your hand and reach under the stall wall and say "You got any more toilet paper over there, This side's completely out."
25 noiembrie 2008
24 noiembrie 2008
Romania made in China 24.11
Astia au fost prinsi si au ajuns la stirile de la ora 7, aia care nu au fost prinsi au ajuns la stirile de la ora 5.
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When Insults had class!
These glorious insults are from an era when cleverness with words was still valued, before a great portion of the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words.
1) The exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor: She said, 'If you were my husband I'd give you poison,' and he said, 'If you were my wife, I'd drink it.'
2) A member of Parliament to Disraeli: 'Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease.' 'That depends, Sir,' said Disraeli, 'whether I embrace your policies or your mistress.'
3) 'He had delusions of adequacy.' - Walter Kerr
4) 'He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.' - Winston Churchill
5) 'A modest little person, with much to be modest about.' - Winston Churchill
6) 'I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.'- Clarence Darrow
7) 'He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.' - William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway).
8) 'Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?' - Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)
9) 'Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it.' - Moses Hadas
10) 'He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.' - Abraham Lincoln
11) 'I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.' - Mark Twain
12) 'He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.' - Oscar Wilde
13) 'I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend.... if you have one.' - George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
14) 'Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one.' - Winston Churchill, in response.
15) 'I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here.' - Stephen Bishop
16) 'He is a self-made man and worships his creator.' - John Bright
17) 'I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.' - Irvin S. Cobb
18) 'He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others.' - Samuel Johnson
19) 'He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up.' - Paul Keating
20) 'There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure.' Jack E. Leonard
21) 'He has the attention span of a lightning bolt.' - Robert Redford
22) 'They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge.' - Thomas Brackett Reed
23) 'In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily.' - Charles, Count Talleyrand
24) 'He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.' - Forrest Tucker
25) 'Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?' - Mark Twain
26) 'His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.' - Mae West
27) 'Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.' - Oscar Wilde
28) 'He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination.' - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
29) 'He has Van Gogh's ear for music.' - Billy Wilder
30) 'I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.' - Groucho Marx
1) The exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor: She said, 'If you were my husband I'd give you poison,' and he said, 'If you were my wife, I'd drink it.'
2) A member of Parliament to Disraeli: 'Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease.' 'That depends, Sir,' said Disraeli, 'whether I embrace your policies or your mistress.'
3) 'He had delusions of adequacy.' - Walter Kerr
4) 'He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.' - Winston Churchill
5) 'A modest little person, with much to be modest about.' - Winston Churchill
6) 'I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.'- Clarence Darrow
7) 'He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.' - William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway).
8) 'Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?' - Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)
9) 'Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it.' - Moses Hadas
10) 'He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.' - Abraham Lincoln
11) 'I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.' - Mark Twain
12) 'He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.' - Oscar Wilde
13) 'I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend.... if you have one.' - George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
14) 'Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one.' - Winston Churchill, in response.
15) 'I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here.' - Stephen Bishop
16) 'He is a self-made man and worships his creator.' - John Bright
17) 'I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.' - Irvin S. Cobb
18) 'He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others.' - Samuel Johnson
19) 'He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up.' - Paul Keating
20) 'There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure.' Jack E. Leonard
21) 'He has the attention span of a lightning bolt.' - Robert Redford
22) 'They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge.' - Thomas Brackett Reed
23) 'In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily.' - Charles, Count Talleyrand
24) 'He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.' - Forrest Tucker
25) 'Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?' - Mark Twain
26) 'His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.' - Mae West
27) 'Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.' - Oscar Wilde
28) 'He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination.' - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
29) 'He has Van Gogh's ear for music.' - Billy Wilder
30) 'I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.' - Groucho Marx
Why Men Are Happier
* Your last name stays put.
* The garage is all yours.
* Wedding plans take care of themselves.
* Chocolate is just another snack.
* You can never be pregnant.
* You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
* You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
* Car mechanics tell you the truth.
* The world is your urinal.
* You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
* You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
* Wedding dress $5000, tux rental-$100 .
* People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.
* The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
* New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
* One mood all the time.
* Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
* You know stuff about tanks.
* A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
* You can open all your own jars.
* If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
* Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
* Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
* You almost never have strap problems in public.
* You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
* Everything on your face stays its original color.
* The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
* You only have to shave your face and neck.
* You can play with toys all your life.
* Your belly usually hides your big hips.
* One wallet and one pair of shoes — one color for all seasons.
* You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
* You can “do” your nails with a pocket knife.
* You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
* You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
* The garage is all yours.
* Wedding plans take care of themselves.
* Chocolate is just another snack.
* You can never be pregnant.
* You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
* You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
* Car mechanics tell you the truth.
* The world is your urinal.
* You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
* You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
* Wedding dress $5000, tux rental-$100 .
* People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.
* The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
* New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
* One mood all the time.
* Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
* You know stuff about tanks.
* A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
* You can open all your own jars.
* If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
* Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
* Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
* You almost never have strap problems in public.
* You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
* Everything on your face stays its original color.
* The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
* You only have to shave your face and neck.
* You can play with toys all your life.
* Your belly usually hides your big hips.
* One wallet and one pair of shoes — one color for all seasons.
* You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
* You can “do” your nails with a pocket knife.
* You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
* You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
"Prosti de le curge scuipat din gura" 14
Ce fac oamenii pentru un litru de tuica. Prostii nu sunt ei de fapt...
23 noiembrie 2008
22 noiembrie 2008
Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives
[note to in-laws, just kidding about 4.]
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, “If I died, would you get another dog??”
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, “If I died, would you get another dog??”
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
21 noiembrie 2008
Oferta engleză: cumperi o maşină, primeşti una gratis!
Un dealer auto online din Marea Britanie a gândit o ofertă incredibilă. Cumperi o maşină şi primeşti gratis una identică.
Criza mondială şi vânzarile din ce în ce mai scăzute dezvoltă idei de marketing mai puţin obişnuite în industria auto. Un dealership britanic din Colchester vinde câte două maşini identice la preţul uneia. În acest mod, dealer-ul din Marea Britanie şi-a terminat stocul de Dodge Avenger în timp record.
Clienţii puteau să cumpere un Dodge Avenger SXT 2.4i cu tapiţerie din piele şi aer conditionat la preţul de 23.000 euro şi primeau încă unul gratis. Cererea a fost atât de mare încât site-ul companiei s-a blocat. Directorul dealership-ului a declarat că va mai oferi un pachet similar în viitor.
Vânzările de automobile noi în Marea Britanie au scăzut cu 23% în ultima lună. Aceasta a fost cea mai mare cădere a pieţei auto din Anglia în ultimii 17 ani.
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10x to ieseanul.ro
20 noiembrie 2008
19 noiembrie 2008
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